Total Number Of Fucks Given By Michael Phelps About His ID Photo - Zero

Four years ago we had this quite fantastic clip of British Olympic medallist Steve Parry finding a little bit of bother stemming from his resemblance to a somewhat more decorated competitor. This time round, however, the half-man-half-dolphin from Baltimore has ensured there will be no repeat of the mistaken identity for the Scouser, by choosing to instead pose for his official Olympic ID photo looking like a hobo. Or a bit-part television actor. Which is pretty much one and the same, these days. Such is the fleeting nature of fame, perhaps... 

 

      Some dude from the CTU office in 24                                   14 time Olymic Gold Medallist