'Lympic Ladies #13 - The Unlucky Lookers

One of the less likely side-effects of running this blog is being supplied with what can really only be described as a supply of porn from contributors all over. "Hey, have you seen this Slovakian table-tennis player?!?!" they cry, before attaching a video of a woman who has eschewed the bat and taken the game to a completely different level. That's not what you're getting here though - this is a small collection of the hottest properties who didn't quite make the London Games. Rather than burden someone with the bad luck of competing as Lady #13, we go with the absentees. I've typed the words "Michelle Jenneke isn't at the Olympics" more times that I care to remember, so fuck it, I might as well give in and give you what you want.

Michelle Jenneke



Shelly Jenneke is a perfectly decent athlete at junior level, finishing 5th in the World Junior Championships in Barcelona this year. She warms up for races, however, in a fashion that any veteran would be proud of.

Allison Stokke 

Allison Stokke is a Southern California girl. She first came to people's attention while in high school at Newport Beach, and it wasn't really her pole-vaulting ability: rather, the fact that she is hotter than the sun. She is now at Cal Berkeley, and still a mile off international standard. I learned all this off by heart a few years ago because everyone asks, all the time.



Snezana Rodic

A Slovenian triple jumper, Snezana Rodic's main claim to fame appears to have little to do with her athletic abilities, and more with her contributions to a cryptically named website titled Girls In Yoga Pants. Which is fine, I suppose. Doesn't make her an Olympic athlete by any means, but she's giving something to society and that's what counts.

Kate Upton

So, she may not be an athlete. So what? This is a blog about good-looking women who are not at the Olympics. Kate Upton is a very good looking woman, and is not at the Olympics. Do we have any problems? No? Good.