Saturday 28 July 2012

'Lympic Ladies #6 - Victoria Pendleton


In the thunder-thighed world of sprint cycling, the sight of pretty, dainty young things is a rare. Then again, the idea of British cycling dominance seemed unlikely too. Now, the two have coincided - Team GB rule the track, and the undisputed Queen of the sport is a bonafide hottie from Bedfordshire, Victoria Pendleton.

Pendleton has won the rainbow jersey in the sprint at the World Championships 6 of the last 8 years, to go with team sprint gold, keirin gold, and of course the gold medal won in Beijing. More to the point, she has achieved it all without looking like some sort of SheHulk.In fact, she is hot enough for there to be demands for numerous naked shoots, which is always a good indicator of what a girl looks like.

So Vicky is sexy - but, to quote some wise men, she's sexy and she knows it. She's a vain little thing, and from watching a recent documentary, she appears to spend the majority of her time crying. Seriously, the tears come at the drop of a fucking hat; when she wins, when she loses, when she thinks about things, when her toast is burnt, when her loans are not consolidated into one low monthly repayment. She's also engaged to one of the members of the GB coaching staff, which caused enough controversy without her leaving him for a jumped up blog-reading fanboy. So, perhaps it would be best to admire Miss Pendleton from afar - but admire we most certainly will.



1 comment: