And I don't mean that in a hiphop, urban, another-word-for-women way. I mean that I love catty, sarky, hard-nosed bitchy little balls of hate. There's nothing funnier than girls making sniping comments over each others hair, or two women gossiping about someone's boob job. Seriously cracks me up. And when it comes to being Queen Bitch of the Olympics, there is no competition. McKayla Moroney is in a league of her own.
I mean, look at that face. If you could bottle apathy, throw in a dash of hate and sprinkle it all over a look of pure vindictive judgement, you get what's pictured left. This was McKayla's reaction to her silver medal in the vault the other day, when a bad mistake resulted in her landing on her hoop and her hopes of gold disappearing quicker than her smile. Pure, unadulterated bitchface.
She was beaten to the gold by Sandra Izbasa - McKayla presumably found out when she reached the podium, as she refused to watch the Romanian perform (right). Her coach, the crowd, no-one could penetrate the wall of bitch. But the true lesson in bitchiness was reserved for the Russian gymnast who finished third.Maria Paseka is clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, and is woefully unable to read faces. Or body language. Maroney might as well have had "FUCK OFF stitched across her leotard, yet Paseka somehow decided this was the perfect time to go in for a hug. Maroney's reaction is possibly my favourite moment of the entire Olympics so far.
Back. The. Fuck. Up.
Bitch.
She's not exactly helped either by the fact that her "piggy" nose LITERALLY makes her look like she's permanently stuck-up.
ReplyDeleteI, for one, was delighted to see her land on her hole, and even more elated to see Raluca Izbasa take gold....from under her arse.....both things couldn't have happened to nicer people :-)
FUCK YEAH McKayla Maroney!! u lose to gold medalist
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